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[Fic] Just for fun

Fandom : JE
Title : Just for fun
Pairing: Eh... Something between Pi / Tegoshi / Koyama LOL
Genre: crack
Rating: PG. I think. Some insinuations at the end ^^
Summary: [Ok, I suck at summary's xD] You can't give Tegoshi a school uniform and expect a good behaviour, can't you? Well, Koyama expected so. And he failed .A lot
Notes: Not beta-ed ^^ sorry. This is completely Tegoshi's uniform fault. And Kei-chan an Pi's fault for being so lovey-dovey and stripping each other on Diamond Live. And ayu_t too for give the prompt ^^. Hope you like it ^^


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*** Words in Italics are Pi's thoughts ^^


Just for fun

The tour was definitely going to end up with Pi's sanity, in case he had had any left to start with.

“What are you staring at?” Ryo asked, jumping in the couch next to him. “You’re sweating a bit”  

Pi detached his glance from Shige and Tegoshi, who were looking for costumes for Shige’s PV, and flashed a fake smile to his best friend. “Nothing, just dreaming awake”

 

“Yeah, sure” Ryo knew his friend was lying, but he let it pass. For now. “By the way, Koyama was looking for you. Something about the new power of member-ai or something like that. Bullshit”

“Ryo-chan! Stop being so mean!” Tegoshi whined, pouting at him “Kei-chan just want us to be...

“All lovey-dovey in a freaking stage in front of fifty thousand crazy fangirls. Yeah, my life’s dream is fulfilled now. Thanks Kei”

As Tegoshi continue pouting at Ryo with Shige and Massu looking at them completely amused, Pi decided this was the best moment to look for Koyama and see what was on his mind –something dangerous and mind-damaging for sure- before it was too late.

 

x.X.

This is going to be bad

That was the first thought that went across Pi’s mind when he saw Koyama’s grind and the picture he was holding in his hands. A freaking school uniform. A girl’s school uniform.

“Kei...”

“Don’t you think it’s great? Fans will love it!” Koyama was bouncing around the empty dressing room, the biggest grin Pi has ever seen plastered on his face.

Yeah, sure, they’ll love, it, so do I, and that’s the problem.

“I don’t know if Tegoshi would do it…” Pi tried to dismiss the idea from his bandmate’s mind. He knew it was pointless, though.

“Doing what?”

Speaking of the devil…

“Tego-nyan! Look at this and tell me this is not a great idea from our next concert!!!” Koyama showed him the photo the second he entered the dressing room, and both of them could see the change on Tegoshi’s face.

Fucking little sadistic brat…

“I love it! Such a nice idea, Kei-chan!!” Tegoshi said, taking the picture and smiling. “Fans will love it!”

“See? I told you” Koyama said, flashing his biggest smile to a moping Pi. Behind him, Tegoshi was smirking now. At him.

This is going to be bad…

x.X.

“I thought you overcame this long ago. We’re going to have a little chat after this” Pi looked his best friend’s eyes and nodded, his cheeks completely red “And remind me to kill Koyama when the tour is over”

Pi looked at his shoes, now knowing what to say, but Ryo just smiled at him and dragged him to their dressing room to change their costumes.

“C’mon Pi, we have to make fifty thousand fans go wild”

x.X.

 

Tegoshi couldn’t help but bounce all around the backstage with a grin on his lips, congratulating all the staff and smiling all the exhausted juniors.

That had been an amazing night. Completely awesome.

Their last concert had been a completely success. The sound, the lights, his bandmates, their fans…all great; but the best moment was, without a doubt, when he appeared in the middle of Shige and Kei-chan’s song, wearing the school uniform.

He could feel, more than hear, the screams that the fans make when the saw him. They made him feel at the top of the world.

When he went down the staircase he smiled at Shige and looked at Koyama’s face. It didn’t surprise him to see it all flustered and red, but that made him feel even better.

He should take advantage of it. Oh, scratch that, he had to.

 

x.X


 

“This is your entire fault, Koyama” Ryo hissed, patting his best friend’s back and sending him his psycho glare “I thought you knew Tegoshi better, really”

“Stop scolding him, he can’t hear you” Shige returned his glare, sitting beside Koyama “He’s traumatized”

“It serves him right”

“Nishikido-kun!”

“Shut up both of you!” Massu said, bending in front of Koyama “Speak a bit louder, Kei-chan, I can’t hear you”

Koyama lifted his head, and his watery eyes opened several times before he could speak

“Why he kissed me?”

 

“That’s it. I’m gonna kill Tegoshi” Ryo said, leaving Pi in the couch and storming out of the dressing room.

Shige ran after him a moment later.

 

x.X

“It’s not my fault if Pi has uniforms fixation and Kei-chan is so sensitive about kisses and groping” Tegoshi said the moment he saw Ryo and Shige enter the rehearsal room, a tiny smirk on his lips “And it was Kei-chan’s idea, not mine”

“You knew it’ll affect them, so why did you make it?” Shige asked, his hand in Ryo’s mouth preventing him to start swearing and threatening the youngest.

“I really don’t know but… just for fun, I suppose”

“Tegoshi…” Shige couldn’t help but sighed, their youngest was, indeed, a devilish brat. “FUCK! Nishikido! You bitted me!”

“It serves you right” Ryo release himself from Shige’s grip and stood up to Tegoshi “They’re in the dressing room. Throw Massu out and fix what you’ve done. I don’t care how, but I want my best friend and Koyama back to normal by the time I come back there. Go. Now”

Ryo’s I’mgonnastabyourheart glare made Tegoshi run out of the room just a second later, smirk wiped out of his face.

Shige shivered. He made a mental note of not get Ryo angry. Never.

x.X

A seductive glance, a little whine, and both boys were looking at him.

He smiled innocently and started walking further in the room, his now shorter skirt dancing around his tights.

“Ne… What can I do for you to forgive me?” Tegoshi played a little with his tie and winked at them.

"That was just a rhetorical question, right?" Pi said, approaching him, lust clear in his eyes.

“It depends. What do you want, Yamashita-kun?” Tegoshi’s smile grew wider as his leader’s hand circle his waist gently, soft lips on his neck.

Koyama gulped. It was going to be a long night.

 

* Owari ^^